People in Melbourne thicker than Sydney :-)

It’s that day of the year again.

So far we have ABC Science with this gem. All I can say is I’m pretty sure if we could find the paper we’d probably discover people from both cities are pretty thick, in comparison to say, Adelaide. Of course the funding generally comes from the eastern states so we’d never be funded to prove this obvious observation. However, does either city have frog cakes? No, point proven.

New Scientist has some spooky news.

And Wikipedia today. Fantastic. But not in the true meaning of the word. Just check out the revision history for the amount of work needed.